ask-john-and-karkat:


“Yes Karkat, keep working that ass.”


Jake and Dirk + Lesbian legs?





Dirk is not a dancing queen.



Take this out of context please?


Then Kali made everyone get married.


Except for Dave and Sollux….


At least Eridan has his fish…

So, who should Dave marry? (this is the big question on Kali’s mind….)

lieutenant-fox:

kitchenkind:

cocoraccoon submitted: 

because ITS NOT CANNON 

OH MY GOD

OHfdjgfgg AHAHAHAHFgfgd 

MY REACTION GIF FOR EVERYTHING NOW

THANK YOU.

BAP

lieutenant-fox:

It’s not okay to prank call the Betty Crocker Corp.

Okay?

We already have a really bad reputation, we don’t need to make it worse by doing this.

And this is actually really serious. You could get in a lot of trouble, and so could Hussie.

I’m looking out for your best…

runesby:

and i don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, don’t know,
who i want to be.

my friend rin was kind enough to let me finish one of her old skeleton sketches of darling kanaya. u wu 

Expectation:

Reality:

(Source: beyoncespam)